Why would anyone do that?

Pls don’t suck.

The hottest and most generic of takes.

She could pass for Dominican because many Dominicans are part black....

Wentworth messed up my black-sense but then I took another look at his hairline and it clicked.

That’s a mixed person “gift”. We could be some dope-ass spies. It also means we get all the choice racial slurs thrown our way because people are certain they hate us but they’re not sure how.

As a born and bred new yorker. Nobody asks permission to hang curtains and landlord wont keep the deposit or deduct because if you sue they will have to pay more. hang the dang curtain.

The Venn Diagram of “People Who Don’t Have Blinds” and “People Who Have Amazon Echos” is a circle.

We installed frosted window film on all of our basement windows. That’s how much I don’t fuck around. Nobody needs to see inside my house. Mind ya business.

My fiancee shouts at me if I have the blinds open for like, five minutes after sundown. Anyone could peep in your windows, man. I’m not about that “no privacy” life.

Hello fellow dweller (wow, that phrase is melodic). I can cosign this as the confused white dude who grew up in the city. I don’t want to see what kinda weird suburban shit y’all are up to. Stop making me regret making the financially-sound house purchase.

I have it on good authority that people that do not use curtains or blinds to cover their windows also have never used a washcloth in their entire life.

You won’t see this as much in the suburbs. Those white people have curtains and blinds and shit to hide all of the money they’re embezzling and neighbors they’re fucking.

Lena Dunham reminds me of the hipster with the chin curtain beard working at the craft brewery complaining that the neighborhood is being gentrified by hipsters.

Arranging payment for someone you sleep with, there was a term for that too.

We used to call that sort of thing a “conflict of interest”. Now it’s the status quo.

sure Jan.

In all fairness, John McCain HAD to vote the way he did. How else would his wife, the owner of a major beer distributor, have gotten a tax break specific to the beer, wine, and liquor industry?

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Kinda wish I’d followed this old fuck just so I could mash the button.