Okay, I’m saying this as a person who genuinely liked Mon-El last season - it’s fucking cruel not to say “Wow, lady, stop hugging me, I’m from the future and I’m married” the instant you show up. If I were Kara, I would have punched him in the face.

It just occurred to me as I was reading this review, now that Sam’s daughter is essentially orphaned, Alex will likely need to adopt her, and oh crap Alex does know a lot about the developmental needs of young Kryptonian females

The trailer for the crossover is awesome. I don’t know what excites me more - Oliver jumping through a vibe portal to shoot a Nazi, Sara and Kara ripping their dresses so they can fight, or the fact that someone thought to invite the beer-swigging pyromaniac to the wedding.

Last season I probably liked Mon-El’s character more than most (largely because of Chris Wood) - but his whole “I can’t reveal anything because the plot won’t let me!” was pretty exasperating tonight.

If the rest of those stasis pods don’t contain the rest of the Legion of Superheroes I’m going to be sad.

Oscar Wilde was straight when Lucifer met him. I’m loving this trend of our hero seducing every famously bisexual/gay man in human history.

No, humans are just really good at seeing patterns that aren’t actually intended to be there because it confirms their previously held beliefs. These are the same type of idiots who think Pizzagate is real.

No more press core! But keep the press corps! FACTS!!!

I’d have gone with something like “I’m thankful for my family’s health ... and ObamaCare being in place to take care of it along with millions of other Americans.”

We would have also accepted “I’m thankful for term limits.”

Co-sign, they should’ve walked the fuck out of the room with a look of scorn right after she said it.

The Press Corps need to put their collective foot down on ridiculousness like this exercise. This administration needs attention like a fire needs oxygen. Tell this dead eyed churchbitch to cram walnuts for a few days and see how fast they’d be done with childish bullying nonsense.

“I’m thankful for Robert Mueller.”

My local school board has student board members, and I routinely see them showing more leadership, and certainly more courage, than our elected officials.

Are we sure she was seated next to Beckham, Jr.? I ask because we have no evidence suggesting Lena Dunham can tell black people apart.

I’m an outspoken feminist. She can’t sit with us.

Lena Dunham is 12 kinds of awful. How she became some sort of alleged icon is just beyond me.

...and this is all we’ll be saying about this issue.

“The vibe was very much like, ‘Do I want to f— it? Is it wearing a … yep, it’s wearing a tuxedo,” Dunham continued. “I’m going to go back to my cell phone.’” It was like we were forced to be together, and he literally was scrolling Instagram rather than have to look at a woman in a bow tie. I was like, ‘This…

Show biz makes my flesh crawl, and I’m glad I have a library card.