When they first announced Gal Gadot was going to be Wonder Woman I couldn’t see it.

An extended family member had particularly bad, continuous bouts of “morning” sickness during her two pregnancies. She’s a lead attorney for a large company. She threw up in her office garbage can often. But she still went to work and did her job.

You gotta admit, being pregnant is a great alibi for throwing up constantly while making a Zack Snyder DC movie.

Or as my father was fond of saying about fuckwits…

And ooh, I’ll bet he REALLY scolds those good ole bros in the pickup trucks covered in Confederate flags.

Cohen v. California, 403 U.S. 15 (1971) - You can’t arrest someone for disorderly conduct for wearing a jacket that says “Fuck the draft”. It’s 100% exactly on point and directly from SCOTUS.

I live in Fort Bend County where this guy is sheriff. I’ve also seen this truck several times. I guarantee that the person who complained was one of the sheriff’s donors and supporters. This is clear cut 1st amendment. They want her to take it off and she is saying no. The man even held a press conference about it.…

Yeah, I must say- between attempting to silence football players peacefully kneeling for the anthem, and the legal inconsistency of this dingaling sheriff, conservative free speech purists who complain about liberal “snowflakes” are very, very quickly losing any credibility they may have once had.

I bet he has stern talks with those people who drive around in vans covered with pictures of dismembered fetuses too.

And I bet the owners of those “Hillary is a C***” are wishing they’d warn something different.

Yeah, it’s weird to actually see a First Amendment violation happening for real, rather than some crybabies on twitter getting upset a corporate entity took a marker away from their name.

Fuck Trump

For anyone counting, this one IS a first amendment issue, what with the sheriff and that prosecutor saying they will try to bring charges. That is the government trying to suppress free speech (as opposed to twitter removing a checkmark, which is not). Now lets see those self styled libertarians on the alt!right…

“But I think now it would be a good time to have meaningful dialogue with that person and express the concerns out there regarding the language on the truck.”

Fuck Trump.

Five points from Gryffindor for not providing a standard “two things” response.

*faps dead away*

*faints dead away*

A three-way with oneself is the perfect symbol of the Millennial Age.

People know there’s porn on the internet, right? Like, a ton of it.