I don’t know if that works but I appreciate the passion with which you said it.

I mean, the man knows what women want. A lot of the stuff people claimed he said was a conspiracy theory. Gallipoli.

Once again, pickle laborers are getting the raw end of the dill

Yes. Easily. So long as the Democrats control the White House and Senate. But I think any price hikes for streaming services, video games, or home internet will be permanent. Price hikes never roll back.

Takin’ what they’re givin’, ‘cause he’s gherkin for a livin’.

This is jarring news.

This is flat out theft from citizens of the United States. We have subsidized telecom since it started in the 1800's and these robber barons owe us unhindered service.

Apparently the person who took that picture of Franken and Leean said it was staged, she wasn’t asleep and knew what they were doing.

Regarding Al Franken: His actions were horrible, but at what point do we can we stop painting everyone with the same brush? He was a comedian, albeit one that I never found particularly funny. He’s clearly joking in the one picture that I saw, and grabbing someone’s butt during a photo in the past sounds like a…

you are DEEEPLY stupid, if you think that SJWs would be ok with this.

Whoa, whoa, whoa there. We’re not talking about stealing baseball cards as a kid or lying about being sick and skipping work. Sure, no one is perfect, but the level of difference between a lazy person and a sexual predator is GRAND.

I swear, it’s like someone gave Spider Jerusalem Bruce Almighty powers.

Ahh, not him too.

In 1989, my godmother was taking a shower, when she looked up and saw a huntsman spider roughly the size of a dinner plate right above her head. She thought, ‘no worries, I will just calmly and quietly finish up this shower before he has a chance to move.’ Right at that moment, the Newcastle earthquake stuck, rattling…

A lot of powerful dudes in DC are just chillin at home, getting ready for Thanksgiving, hangin with the fam....secretly wondering if their WHOLE FREAKIN WORLD IS GONNA EXPLODE TOMORROW

I’m first trimester and I can’t stand the smell of onions without gagging (I normally like them.) I read this headline and gagged. Then I had to hurry here to tell you.

Rich people legislating the middle class out of existence with their undue political power due to unprecedented income inequality negatively affects the quality of life of most people. I thought this would be academic at this point...

Someone’s projecting.

a guy who became obscenely wealthy by exploiting the work of others

Yeah, I’m totally going to take life advice from a guy who became obscenely wealthy by exploiting the work of others to the point of causing deaths, who has more than enough money to change the lives of billions of people while still never have to worry about money or work but refuses to do so, who hoards money as a…