So, they both have sexually assaulted people but one is still lying about it? Got it.

That Partridge? Was Danny Bonaduce.

At least SOMEONE is brave enough to speak up for heterosexual males. Sometimes people just need an advocate. To this American hero allow me to stand tall, unfurl a bigass flag and say “thank you for your service” (as long as the check clears)

My guess is that this guy has conjured 50 women from:

10 women who let him feel under their shirts, but he couldn’t get the bra off and they got bored

You rapacious beast! Tell me more.

This was the look on his face as he was writing that. (yes, that’s him)

he’s never had the opportunity to defend himself

Wow, that is out of the blue! I love TQ and had no idea this was coming. Will def pick it up! Thanks Mike!

(Senior)

I mean, he said it ranged from a personal secretary to Bob Taft. So he fucked Bob Taft.

Since we are all being honest here I might as well too... There was a point in time in my life that I looked into Mrs. CaptainButters’s eyes and said “I want to be intimate with you....sexually.”

“I believe it is time to speak up on behalf of all heterosexual males”.

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He fucked Bob Taft in a barn? kinky....

HAAAA!

So... I guess you never made it to the end of the movie?

These are great... but sometimes I find myself reading too much into this kind of thing after reading an article like this. For example, I’ll read this and go home and then start to fret my boyfriend and I are destined to not work out because when we are watching TV and he’s looking at his phone and I lean over to…

Gosh, if only someone had raised concerns about the environmental hazards before this whole thing started...

Response from the Trump administration:

That is fucking absolutely savage. I’m actually pretty amazed that they ran this. With that kind of thing, I mean, you must have medical staff waiting in the wings in case there’s a heart attack or something. Someone could die, of disappointment or even humiliation. What are the odds? I mean, imagine going all that…