He wasn’t a scientist, he just answered a classified ad I think. However could he, by default, be labeled a paranormal scientist after all the shit he saw and did?

FINALLY! I am pretty happy with what I see so far! Couple things kinda concerned about but will see how the full movie handles it. A nice silly trailer.

I’m wagering what upset him was the Neagan/Glenn/Lucille threesome. Okay that looks wrong writing it that way but it’s the least spoilery way to describe I can come up with.

Nobody missed the point, because you haven’t presented any salient points other than a general nihilism about Hollywood and how movies get made.

Inexplicably?! Happy Endings was one of the best sitcoms in years.

I feel like this is the appropriate place to tell this story: I dressed up as RBG on Halloween, and SO MANY people asked me if I was Judge Judy. Her influence on the American psyche should not be underestimated.

The amateur obviously installed Schlongs of Skyrim incorrectly. For shame.

My career and life do not deserve to be taken away without some basic level of due process

It is a great one, and really the only appropriate response to that defense. Thank you for making it!

Your GIF game... I wants it... Preshus...

Falling into vaginas?

That’s my spreadsheet! It’s so weird how a tool I have used for years has spread so far!! My son posted it on Reddit, lots of people commented and voila! It went everywhere! I originally created it because I had limited oven and stovetop space, now I use it to make sure everything is done on time and that everyone in…

Once again, a white man is playing a Egyptian.

From the pic and post on Facebook I thought Ben was now dating Fran Drescher. This is so disappointing and prosaic by comparison.

Sorry everyone. I went through 7 (YES, SEVEN) whole pages of Perez Hilton's website combing for possible answers, and nothing fits.

...carpet.

There were a few others that came out around the time of the Alex Day revelation, too. Alex Carpenter, who first became famous performing Wizard Rock under the name The Remus Lupins, has been doing this shit, too. That one hit me the hardest...I've met him multiple times (starting from back in 2006, when he was…

I'm dying over here. Thanks for the much-needed laugh!

A loaf of wonder bread contains 20 slices of bread. You can get them for about $2.00 a loaf. That means that you're $60.00 and some peanut butter away from a big FUCK YOU ASSHOLE avalanche of 300 peanut butter sandwiches the next time some helpless, simpering man-child asks you how many fucking minutes you've been up.