In porn there are tons of guys with shaved balls, does the original author shave his balls in order to keep up with his own rigid, porn set standards?

Okay I really don't get your hostility, I get that what people eat is pretty much a religion nowadays but dude, it's the internet. Really, chill, please - you'll live longer, which is also healthy :). I mean you no harm or ill-will.

Well to be fair, I would stop quinoa not because of keto/paleo, but because I care about the fact that it's basically fucking up Peru and Bolivia by driving up poverty rates. That makes me want to give up quinoa forever. One of their food staples is now too expensive to eat - now they have to import junk food. Quinoa…

Technically the bacon and eggs is better for you - handy little diagram for you: Woot, diagram of different breakfasts! - the diagram uses a bagel and cream cheese for example, but I mean make of it what you will, do your own research, etc.

Yay thank you so much for all your comments. I've gone keto with my husband recently (he's skinny but we're both all about optimal health, and this has improved his energy levels.) So far I've lost 17-18 pounds, still got a ways to go but I'm glad to see someone on this post who understands. ;)

Technically it's not, because there is power system in place for white people to succeed, so at most (if it is anything) - it's prejudice.

What would you say is the most important thing a first time renter of an apartment should know, and the most important thing a first time renter of a HOME should know?

Well I can't speak for all couples it's not about feeling safe as just particularly being attracted to lanky guys, and most lanky guys also happen to be tall, which just enhances the lankiness. OH THE LANKY.

Aside from the fresh eggs tip from Glenn, add some baking soda to the boiling pot, supposedly makes them much easier to peel.

Ah, good answer. :)

Well, would you have sex with your parents?

Dear Network Television: MAKE THIS RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT.

Actually got the (paperback) edition for my husband when it was on sale for $50, pretty awesome deal! He loved it as well!

Well now we know what the button is for.

"And he's sparkly like a Lisa Frank trapper-keeper!" - I might have to quote you on that one day in a comedy sketch, it's just the perfect example of anything. Thank you. (Will definitely give your username credit when we do use it. Cause god damn. Literally. Perfect description of Edward Cullen.)

It's pretty offensive, sort of the f——t for lesbians word, or n——r for black people. Suuuuuper offensive. And don't give me the "well my friend" - yeah but not everyone in the world is your friend who knows your intricacies, in general, it's just best to not use derogatory statements unless you're around a close group…

Hell yeah! will do (and boo on messages not working o_O) - ahaha glad you enjoyed the punny-ness, definitely will tell you when the next episode is up. :D

Woohoo! ;) What would you like to be credited under? Plaidchucks? You can message me an alternate if you'd like.

Hahaha thank you! Aryiel came up with that one, and it is also one of our favs hehe.

Oh wow, no, seeing everything you're writing to everyone don't even bother replying to me, as you don't even want to bother seeing another side of the issue other than your own. Birth can also cause permanent changes to a body and permanent injuries and even death - are you being purposefully obtuse or are you…