These are Kiwi killer whales and are just as laid-back as most Kiwis. Unlike their super-antsy Mediterranean cousins, Kiwi Orcas are just “it’s all good, bro”

As for the 50-year old dumbass? I don’t think NZ$600 is a big deal for him, even if there is a cost of living crisis in NZ right now.

“Hmm too fatty. My doc says I need leaner protein”

I mean, these things hunt and kill Great White sharks for their tasty livers for gods sake! This man would be nothing but a light snack for an Orca if it decided it was hungry enough.

The mom was probably shocked by his shear stupidity. Also I don’t think they realize what a true threat people are, as evidenced by their boat attacks. 

Fortunately for people, there are no recorded orca attacks in the wild, just the ones in captivity. Orcas have very consistent diets and habits that get passed down generationally in the pod and it appears no pod has ever cared about humans (yet). That intelligence, specific diet, and likely rare interactions with…

Because the orca sees him as a floundering blob and not a legitimate threat or food.

We can only hope he’s brave enough to do it again until the orca gets its lunch.

You can only drink from it for the next 3 weeks; after that, it becomes a subscription service mug dispenser only, per OTA updates to its lid’s software.

Just came here to say this exactly. Well, almost. The oat milk contention was the chef’s kiss.

If it’s anything like the actual Cybertruck, you’re not allowed to wash it.

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It was thoughtful for Buick to put ashtrays in the third seat for the kiddies.

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this is the right idea

Something like 1 week without a negative news story = 1 million in stock options for top executives

MC Hammer for....

And MC Hammer for STOP: HAMMER TIME!

Jan Hammer - for your Vice. 

Mike Hammer for separating the dames from the scumbags.

This woman?