What an absolutely spot-on physical metaphor for the state of the United States. 

Looks like some kid nudged it with a tricycle and it collapsed in a heap. 

I mean, that’s sort of how it works at National for Emerald Club members. Just roll into the right aisle and take a car. Easy peasy. 

Our next Ambassor to Italy, surely. 

This fell out of your pocket.

RIP Ejaculate and Evacuate. 

Public hearings would be really compelling entertainment, though. And keep them distracted from doing actual things. 

Looking forward to having Hegseth and Gabbard finally expose the truth.

Autonomous machines performing dangerous tasks that might keep some human pilots out of harms way? This is more interesting and beneficial than a good parallel parking job.

First thing I thought was “moose is more of a volvo guy”

Good thing his Long Island base is immune from the effects of climate change.

Congestion pricing and invest that money in public transportation, both to maintain and extend it. 

I’m totally on board with the whole “when they tell you who they are, believe them”, but with DJT, I do think him telling folks they won’t need to vote again is simply about the fact that he won’t be running again. Narcissist doesn’t care about things in which they are not involved.

Fair. 

Will Nihilist Collin be a recurring feature?

I don’t believe it. Send Elon into space for 24 months. I bet he’ll be fine. 

[bleeding profusely]

New Spirit baggage handler. Will probably be promoted to pilot soon. 

How much of that gas is actually used and how much just leaks out somewhere? 

Is there a more ironically name car than the slow Rabbit?