Just shy of sixteen K(andles)? Let me get my sweater vest.

Air intake giving off vibes. 

We need this story from the point of view of the female passenger. 

Bet there would be a market for an S&P499 index fund, ie, SP500-TSLA.

I feel heavier and slower just for having read this. 

That’s excellent.

We don’t have that much jail space. 

Is this where we begin unfounded speculation?

Yeah, they’ll find him in the break room asking his buddies to keep this quiet. 

What? They can’t tow it? What could go wrong? Oh. yeah. that. 

Big pickup truck from NJ in Brooklyn. Disproportinately violent response.

On our next episode of Top Gear, we tow a Cybertruck through a car wash.

Headlight wipers.

They were just testing it.

How old is Torch’s kid? 

That’s a lot of good content. Sign him up. Get him to write it all up. Jalopnik Junior is born. Gold mine.

I chuckled at the idea of a few of these

The ship’s captain, previously of the Costa Concordia, expressed every confidence that the ship be on its way to distant shores soon. 

Walz seems like a super decent guy. Him getting this far in politics seems quite unusual.

Shouldn’t the Teamsters be all over this? At least trying to organize the drivers?