Live free willy or die, mf’s. 

I’ve got a lightly used C64 in the garage I’d sell them. 

Pretty sure a C64 qualifies as outdated IT infrastructure. 

Total banger. No notes. 

For a long while I was of the “how could you?” mindset. And certainly there must still be those out there.

Subway Juice is the only thing that Chuck Norris fears. 

Tesla has screwed up.

That was a great Top Gear episode. 

All Twitter users should file paternity counter-suits. 

Explanation is in the replies. Short form: driver crashing after a car meet blamed a tire being 1.5 psi off for him losing control.

Would buy in two finger snaps. 

1.5, maybe 2 psi.

Anita Hill for SCOTUS. 

“Suspect repeatedly leapt out the window of moving cruiser.” 

“Police said the suspect vehicle has been identified, but did not announce any arrests.”

Still better than the Three-Fifths Comprimise Bank.

‘sup. 

I don’t believe the NY subway system has language for “without rats.” Their CBA prohibits it. 

Why do we even need masks? Just crack a window. Babies.