That’s pretty bad. Might have been 2 or even 2.5 psi off. 

Controlled? Come on. This is the Francis Scott Key bridge. There should at least be rockets and bombs bursting in air. 

Logic is impeccable. 

One of them needs to get it over with, stick his schwanz in there and then take that as a badge of honor.

Well hitch my plaid pants up to my navel and let’s get going before the blue-plate special runs out.

Foiling cats yeet crews like Caitlin Clark dribbling past the logo.

NOT THAT KIND OF MILL, KRISTI!!! 

I think it is an under-appreciated blessing that Elon and his cult members have given us is that in such divided and divisive times, we can unite to hate on and laugh at CT owners.

When it is cozying up to power, it isn’t political.

Stance it.

CyberTruck drivers - this doesn’t apply to you. Feel free to traverse streams, floor plains, etc... in your highly advanced vehicle. The rules for a Nissan Versa simply do not apply to you. Also, park anywhere you want. You’ve earned it. 

Go Z! 

Texas and West Virginia endorse this.

“Slow down” not on the menu? I suppose that’d to be expected if you train the AI model on US driving. 

How many parking spaces can it take up at the mall?

Trump drinking a Diet Coke energy. 

Cruise ship staff group chat must be lit up about this one. 

Me: The Paddock Club sure sounds like a gay bar.

One does need a car for every member of the family. I can see how mothers and sons would feel excluded from this current branding. 

That’s lovely and all. Given how the T has been going I’d imagine one of the eyes will fall off, derail the train, and make that branch of the green line non-functional for a week.