Filming the GTA movie off to a good start. 

MA Plates

This all seems pretty bush league. Need someone to pin this on Elijah Cummings. 

Reasons to day-drink at Jalopnik, ranked...

Ship’s pilot: So you see, there was this pelican... 

A busy bridge in Baltimore collapsed early Tuesday morning following a collision with a cargo ship.

Chelsea tractor if ever there was one. 

Going to be that kind of week, eh? 

lincoln dealers: “non alright, not alright, not alright”

Revere? That’s probably just a driver’s ed class. Need to teach them how to stick the landing. Everyone knows the best way through a rotary is a straight line. 

As it weaves through traffic. 

This is the perfect car for a certain kind of guy.

If you go Equus, go full Equus and ride it naked and screaming “Mine!...You’re mine!...I am yours and you are mine!”

Sure, but the ones that survive will be battle-hardended. Nothing that comes after will phase them. Nothing they won’t be able to fix.

Buy it.

I am humbled. But in a Meryl Streep getting her second Oscar sort of way. 

Seems we don’t really know that much about the van Apple was designing.

Next season on Reacher... 

Hummer EV.

Pour one out. Final nail in zombie Deadspin coffin. Or is that a second burial? Dug up the grave just to cremate? How’s morale?