There is only one proper response.

What’s the bucket for? Wrong answers only. 

Is there a separate guide for flyers of Frontier? Seems like the above criteria might screen out Frontier’s actual customer service folks. Plus I imagine there’s some kind of “internet customer service fee” associated with it. Second incident half price. 

Dating site? 

The crowd was just beta-testing an AI firework. New tech company called BangMo is applying AI technology to things that go bang. Going to be huge and we want to encourage innovation, right? Still a few kinks to work out, but that’s the price you pay for innovation. 

Big Spark Plug is behind this somehow. 

I believe this calls for Signourney Weaver to suit up again and go see what’s going on down there. Everything’s probably fine, but want to give it a look-see just to be on the safe side. 

Isn’t “massive 30k service” a bit of a warning light? 

Bomb was part of one of this guy’s plans to take over the tri-state area.

I believe some well-meaning orcas are already hard at work making some luxury vessels more submersible. Or at least see how they do when submerged. Beta testing is always going to have some failures. A price I’m sure we are all willing to pay.

Will narc supplant pedo as the highest level of insult amoung the Musketeers? On the edge of my seat.

No promises. Might begin to look like a better way to choose a leader.

Aw shucks, guys. Thank you. Just trying to give folks a little chuckle. 

The driver, one Wile E. Coyote, when reached for comment, indicated that he throught the sign was fake because he had placed it there himself several weeks ago in attempt to re-route some local birds. “How was I to know my fake sign had become reality?” he lamented. “I’m the real victim here and I will be appending…

4 inches (or less) created the demand for the taller hoods in the first place.

Perhaps a long scrape along a Jersey barrier into a spin? 

Looking forward to the wildly ill-advised high-speed police chase of a hopped up M3 down the NJ Turnpike, or as I think locals tend to think of it, “Wednesday.”

That McDonnell Douglas merger really beginning to pay dividends. 

The only proper way to acquire this car is from your grandparent’s estate. 

Sir Mix A Lot has a Benz, and though he does like big butts (and he cannot lie), I think even he would forgive other brothers if they denied this one.