The only proper way to acquire this car is from your grandparent’s estate. 

Sir Mix A Lot has a Benz, and though he does like big butts (and he cannot lie), I think even he would forgive other brothers if they denied this one.

Nick Adams finally selling his real ride?

Vegas is historically quite positive on folks stuffing things into pink tubes. 

Right? And even the with Volvo, depending on the car seats, that kid in the middle is going to be squished. One might begin to ask how much experience the panelists have with car seats. 

airplanes don’t have water slides

Elon telling us how comedy works seems about as useful as a toddler telling us which Medicare plan one should use.

While they may have aced the AWD and Turbo classes, they slept right through the Head Gasket Engineering classes and handed in an origami throwing star for the final project. 

I guess I should’ve closed my eyes

Ida, we’re stopping for an emissions inspection. You know what to do.

Coincidentally, 30 seconds is also it’s 0-60 time. 

If we are on CT CL and talking Volvos, why are we not talking about this:

Bon voyage.

Great. Now I’m going to be getting those hims ads for weeks.

At 17.5k it better get to me Pizza Hut for a personal pan pizza, a soft drink in a red pebble cup, a big salad bar, and table-top Ms. Pac-Man. NP if it can. ND if it can’t.

Bodes well for Neuralink.

New Jersey Man.

Post did not specify BCE or CE, so it could have been even longer.

Another notch in tequila’s belt. Excellent work. 

Does it fit into the bed of a Cybertruck?