Or in the ocean, which I think is the preference of the neighboring states. 

I think there are parts of RI where this totally flies. 

Police have released a dated photo of the suspects.

Come on down to the new, larger, Jumbo Krusty Krab! 

Coors Light and Keystone Light? Oh no. What’s next on the ropy parade? Natty Light? Bud Light? Miller Light? The horror. The horror. 

Blue check mark will now be included.

You know my Aunt Irma? What are the odds. 

Dear Ford,

Took this car for a test drive. Once I got it up to highway speed (which took a little while), it gently, but persistently, pulled to the left until it got into the left-hand most lane, then turned on its left blinker and set the cruise control for 5 below the speed limit. It was the darndest thing. Almost like an AI…

Could set a good precedent. Next up, free beer required by water fountains. 

They were clearly planning to riot. No question. I’m just amused by shin guards being a meaningful part of that.

shin guards and other riot gear

Cue Dolly and Kenny.

To get rid of the bacteria, you need a fuel-bacteria-eating fish, but then you have a fish eating your fuel, so you need something to fix that.

Resident of MA here. I endorse this view. Especially in regards to Plymouth and this time of year. 

This because of budget cuts to Florida’s educational system. Had to combine some non-core curriculum classes. Drivers Ed got combined with Sex Ed and... 

Any mention of it snorting the white line? 

sorry.

If you abolish the police, who is going to stand around for an hour waiting for backup while a gunman is in the school with your kids? Answer me that.

How does one celebrate when one wins the 420 Cup?