No wizard. What’s funny is the youtube video would show sometimes, but clearly, not all. 

I bet Ted Cruz and Josh Hawley are big RanchNog fans. A manly nog. 

If we apply Jalopnik’s attitude about cars, there should soon be a lot of moaning about how they aren’t stocking parts for someone’s Quadra 650, which is really the best computer Apple ever made. 

Tesla panel gap QC department. I can only imagine that they’ve found a secret spot in the gigafactory to park a gigacouch and a gigakegerator and just spend their days shooting the breeze. 

Elbow patches? Really? 

I have made a timpano and I endorse this idea.

Woody’s just pissed he didn’t get to that bucket first. Or maybe Woody alerted the bear cubs in an attempt to make friends.

How does Elon know what Ron’s post-orgasm face looks like? 

Nigel Tufnel has already ordered one to connect his guitar to his amp. Thinking 12, maybe even 13 is within reach. 

There are corners involved? I mean, good for Toyota, but what does this mean for Mustangs? 

Sorry, man. Good to know you’re not in orbit.

Reminds of that time on the playground where we got the merry-go-round going at a pretty good clip and then that one kid (what was his name?) flew off. Lord only knows where he landed. Never did see him again. Maybe we did launch him into orbit. Huh. 

The F1 effort in Boston was just truly remarkable.

A lot, if you use the outboard motor effectively. 

I didn’t know Ted Cruz had a car modeling career. 

As someone wiser and quicker on Twitter has noted, if Univ of Austin gets off the ground it will have huge upsides... to all other colleges. It will siphon off some of the most insufferable dipshits to one place. We should be thanking Bari for her service. She’s made Parler for high ed. 

Any word on price point? I think that’s going to matter.

One would indeed first need to establish one’s metrics. Simple population or some calculation of overall level of idiocy? In the venn diagram, how much of Texas and Florida is already contained within the Fox circle? Are there idiots in FL and TX that don’t watch Fox? One assumes so, since some of the biggest idiots…

Agreed “all of the above” would have been correct, but I have to imagine that any of the four answers would be good for full credit on the question.