Winnebago County

1. Park taking up 2 spots

Would you call that a Nip Buttie? 

That’s right. Burp. Fart. Take over your dumpster!

Next they will reach out to Kap and ask him to volunteer his time as the first NFL Diversity Equity and Inclusion Ambassador.

Rugged like a Carhartt jacket brunching in Brooklyn. 

First EV with a head gasket? 

It has taken them this long because they needed to get the head gasket JUST right. 

Very timely. I just got a sweet deal on a bunch of chicken from a friend who works at an airport as a baggage handler. Off to give it a try... 

I blame the rap music. 

I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley. 

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit packing raw chicken in my carry-on.

Sorry, forgot the /s. 

The Tesla glows red on the the lake tonight

See? Green New Deal is dangerous. Thanks AOC. 

What’s it got stored in those bulging cheeks?

Take that, Morgan Spurlock. 

Some middle management tool heard Lambo and Porsche made tractors, a long series of meetings later...

Remember when Dunkin had adds making fun of fancy Starbucks coffee drinks? 

Stay loose, Juice.