Archie needs a byline. This should have been his story to tell. 

What pairs well with old meat? Some 2020 vintage Lysol and a side of TidePods.

Damnit, Green New Deal! First it was the mass slaughter of birds. Now this. You’ve got a lot to answer for. 

Around our house, you’d be an Idea Rat. 

Promise it was a farewell tour. 

Lady, we should be thanking and praising the Amazon delivery drivers. Where would we be without them? 

I don’t go for those Nova gauges. 

Mine was grey, manual FWD Tercel wagon. Low 60's HP.

Stay safe out there. Them’s things is quiet. I don’t want to find out one day that you’ve been run over and have a inverse “NOPETRO” license plate imprint on your face.

Oof. There are about five spaces in my grocery store parking lot (out of at least 100) where I like to park. I get a little vexed if I don’t get one of them. Realize this isn’t rational, but I’m really a creature of habit on this one. 

So how ‘bout this weather we’re having, eh? 

Damn those look tasty.

The seller must be getting modest about his really large penis. Doesn’t like rubbing it in everyone’s face. 

Can you race them? 

Seems like the facility is missing something...

Now the garage has a car-wash amenity. They should be thanking this guy. 

So a fake Italian Beef could produce a real Italian beef? 

Did they not learn how to duck under their desks? 

Dinner?

Villain car from Knight Rider episode has not aged well.