A little early for 4/20 shenanigans, but seems legit.

TIL lift vessels sure are interesting boats.

There’s like fifteen semis full of stuff on the tour. I think they can find a place for his clothes. 

In the hope that this is a legitimate question, there are loads of research into the systems and exactly how they create and perpetuate inequality. And yes, disparate outcomes are evidence of inequality, but they aren’t the only pieces of evidence. 

Zoning and land-use policy too. Oh boy is that a lot of good “racially neutral” policies that have incredibly disparate effects.

I know it is wrong, but I want that to go through the 11 foot 8 bridge at speed. 

Are you sure it’s a Jeep? It doesn’t seem rusty. 

Egypt’s lead negotiator on this:

Front half a trailer filled with cocaine? Where is this trailer, exactly. Asking for a former guy jr.

I mean, the basement is probably already a pool and in a few years the second floor can be converted into a boat launch. If the whole thing doesn’t pile-drive itself into a sinkhole first. 

Me: You going to kill me, Replica?

Tucker’s consistent presence on television disproves the meritocracy argument. 

Look how happy you could be

All those yachts and none had a sea-doo? 

Fine. But how is Toyota’s salsa supply? 

Knight Rider reboot. Guy drives the Kitchen Industries Two Thousand (a semi-sentient cooking appliance in the form of a car) around the country helping struggling local restaurants up their game and take on big corporate chains.

Make America Safe Again?

Alabama Republicans have reached out to see if Gaetz might be interested in re-locating. “We’ve got an open spot on the roster for just this kind of up-and-comer. Also, our age of consent is a much more attractive 16, which we think Rep. Gaetz will appreciate.” 

What did we get stuck in our 2CV’s last year? 

The only folks who should be driving this off into the sunset: