Porsche diesel: 

The good news is that the rocket technology is out of its infancy. The bad news is that it is now a toddler. It took a few steps, then fall down and go boom.

Did Gags Beasely write this? 

Full sized might be a bit much. Mini though, totally. Except it seems your squirrel (named yet?) seemed to only want the crust, so a pizza bagel might not be their choice. Bet they’d love some focaccia.

Can this be cross-tabulated with the types of pizza compendium from earlier? Can that list of pizzas include an evaluation centered on a squirrel’s needs? For instance, I imagine that a deep-dish Chicago casserole might be too heavy to drag into a tree. The party-cut bar pizza though... 

Excellent article. Even “article” feels insufficient to cover the depth and breadth of the work.

I also order “large” at Starbucks. 

Caught. I meant Big Mac.

Thanks. Thought of it more as low-hanging fruit myself, trotting out that old chestnut.

Seems this is a minority view, but at McD’s I like the Whopper, fries, and ideally a make-my-own Arnold Palmer from unsweetened ice-tea and lemonade at the self-serve drink station. 

Supercharger and a turbo? Sold!

Just wait until all the Cuomo stans come to his defense.

Was it the sharks’ day off? 

Maybe the high-end restaurants of the future. I think the low-margin everyday places will be lucky to still be in business and hope some of their staff comes back so they can take advantage of, hopefully, pent-up demand.

There’s a ranked list Gawker missed. 

Tossing a bunch of frozen fruit and a related liquid in a blender is super easy and gets you the drinks in the teaser picture. Minus the umbrellas. 

When do we get an almost completely automated McDonald’s? They must be working on this, right? Total automation, well, except for the person who has to reboot the robots. 

Hitting on people who played against your daughter’s middle school soccer team. Class move.

Did not expect so many chocolate thieving husband stans. They seem fun. 

I hear Hulk Hogan might have a tape in the wild. Got anything on that?