Since the videos he's satirizing usually clock in at an hour and a half and repeat their mantras like cheap yogi hypnotists, I've got to respect what he's done here, but oh my God, I wish that had been a nice punchy 1-minute video and I could have 12 minutes of my life back.

Also, cute.

That's brilliant. Not many people know this, but "Cat's Cradle" was actually inspired by the Skywalker family story. Harry Chapin was a huge fan.

Sorry, Katie. I tried to maintain a sense of ironic detachment through that commercial, but in the end I just sprained my snark.

"Nice pony tail!" … yeah, I think the announcer was checking out a different tail.

The idiom is "credulity", but both work. Either he needs to strain his credibility to be believed, or you need to strain your credulity to believe him.

As a general point of journalism, I agree that blurring the lines between reporting and promoting is a problem. But this is a pop-culture review website. I think it's impossible to review something without promoting or dissing it. What's On Tonight has room to focus on the facts, but let's be honest, nobody comes…

Are there enough aboriginal people to make a difference? I mean, here in 'Merica they're sadly such a non-issue that I think the average Joe isn't sure whether they can vote or not.

Evil Lincoln delivers the cheap shots rather than receiving 'em.

Was it, though?

I can. In season 1, he's literally a child with a gun, he has no clue what a human life is. Wallace changes him a lot, and puts him on the path to becoming an adult. And he gets to the end of that path in Season 4. For about ten minutes.

I do like the fact that over the past couple decades we've realized that the Crusades were an actual conflict vs actual people, and not just a way to get some characters offstage for part of the story.

The hero the galaxy deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Rick isn’t a serial killer or anything

As other people have pointed out, Rick's plan is utterly stupid. Here's what they should have done: take that sheet metal and wall up a path leading from the quarry exit road up along the edge and over the cliff they were standing on. Attract the walkers up the quarry road with flares, and they'll all follow each…

Is Dark Matter any good?

Yeah, I think I'm gonna ditch Aloth and run with her instead. He's got better damage output, but worrying about friendly fire, grimoires and spell points is super annoying.

Pillars of Eternity. Just met the Grieving Mother. Wow. Such writing. Very character.

… aaaand, now it's in my head too, you horrible bastard. Thanks.

In Hawaii, it was "Ellison Onizuka, a nice normal teacher lady, and some no-name astronauts", and I'm sure other places are like that too.