Knife Swap

To be fair, he did hit what appears to be the broad side of a barn.

Lithuania's Got Negligible Talent

So You Think You Can Lance

Well, I don't know what kind of upbringing Chris Conte had, but many professional athletes were brought up in poverty. A lot of them are dumb jocks.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

I think most people are willing to believe that post-trauma, "Jackie" might have gotten the house wrong. But she was pretty damn specific on who the guy was, how they met, how excited she was for the date, that it took 3 hours to get ready. Are you claiming that her ID'ing "Drew" is just a mix-up?

RS was forced to release that statement because journalists like those at Reason poked holes in their story...when Anna was confronted by those holes, the holes RS admitted, she responded by deriding the careers of the journalists that found them. She literally made fun of their past positions. She didn't look at…

Actually she revealed that she can't respond to the story as it develops without exploding emotionally...the exchanges between her and the Reason guy in the comment section were sheer torture. She's about three steps away from the actual RS author in terms of absence of credibility.

"You don't say? That's crazy, because, just like you, I, as well am not balding at all!"

Every single time, sometimes 4 steps. Ridiculous.

I don't know whether the Rolling Stone article is true or not, but I have learned that you, Anna Merlan, are an insufferable douchebag.

Well, if the writer is using anonymous sources and basically saying "trust me", the only way you can evaluate his credibility sis to use secondary criteria. You seem to be upset at your brothers lack of blind faith in "The Rolling Stone".

Jeter: Traffic is down this week! We need a piece that will pop!

Please. When I was kid growing up on an army base in the middle of the prairies, we had many Blizzards.

"Hedy Hey Hedy Hey Hedy decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky decky."

I love the JET celebration move. It looks cool, and it gets you back on defense fast.

"Blah blah slow news day boogity boogity traveling bork bork bork not a real dunk durr bad defense mew mew mew."

The good news is that he's got nowhere to go but up.

The good news is that he's got nowhere to go but up.