This is almost as bad as the time that neocon shitlord Elvis wrote Viva Las Vegas, which thoughtlessly celebrated the city and totally failed to address its high divorce rates, unstable housing market and contribution to gambling addiction.

Of course they retired his jersey. What are the odds of them having another player named Biaksangzuala?

Well if that's the case, he definitely won't be missed in Seattle. Things will change in New York, where Geno Smith will definitely miss him plenty of times on a weekly basis.

It's Ebola, you really shouldn't have any trouble finding a host in Africa.

"Cory Gardner is not a real Indian and doesn't belong in the U.S. Senate."

Headquarters: So how are October sales looking, my man?

It's still better than the picture in their Baltimore store of Ray Rice and Ray Lewis standing on top a pile of bodies.

Everyone's cut across two lanes without looking? You do something dumb you get consequences it's that simple.

I agree with the "had it coming" remark. She did deserve it, she made a reckless stupid manoeuvre and was lucky she only dented a truck and didn't kill a family in a smaller car or something.

Will Will's will will will Will Will into the end zone.

Even more victims to the classic Packers/Dolphins rivalry.

Sorry, Barry, but it's the NFL. Nothing brings back memories.

Breaking out the L.A. uniforms a bit prematurely, eh guys?

Congratulations, Tony Romo, for handing Dangeruss his third regular season home loss as Seattle QB. #BurlingtonWI #ChocolateCity #FredsBurgers

Sometimes there's a puppy in the office!

Oh what happened wasn't a good thing? You think so doctor?

I heard that Stevie Wonder doesn't watch hockey but that's also by choice.

Damn, the iPhone 6 Plus is huge.

This is fuzzy math, no? It compares today's NBA deal — which is based on today's valuations and market — to numbers that were agreed upon when the parties were using older data. It also prices all the way out to like 2027, longer than the current NFL deals extend. Isn't your headline akin to saying that the Knicks…

They should really be used to losing three hours wherever they play.