Hey, you can't blame any athlete for wanting to boost performance with 25-50 mg of

Finally, hockey gets the proper respect it deserves in Atlanta

The alternative is to eat his salary as he watches the remaining games from a stadium suite...

Jaxson DeVille got through the 40 in 1:31, making him one of the fastest on the team.

First in line:

Seriously guys, this is a pretty common occurrence. I mean, 'Former Bear Reveals Secrets' was the keynote speech at the Pray Yourself Straight conference I was at on Saturday.

"luv4allmusik: We're so dumb we lazily quoted a video about a city 900 miles from the one which serves as the subject of this article."

"Crushing it sophomore year.
Not attending a minute of class spring semester.
Looking forward to his autograph being significantly less valuable next year."

Mr. Makris has already filed suit with his attorney, a constitutional law expert from Tampa, FL.

Yes, by all means, dramatically throw your flag high in the air, Mr. Official. That'll restore order with a quickness.

If its so good, why did the senate make themselves exempt from it?

Bunny: THANKS, OBAMAAAAAAAAaaaa....

On the plus side, this game will probably have a final score in line with your average Premiership match.

It's sad stories such as this that convinced me to invite my savior JC into my life.

Oh, some dumpster human with a PCP addled brain, implicated in a murder isn't a credible witness....shocking.

He's a fraud, his teammates were frauds and I'm sure his records are all fraudulent.

Not much of a Dodger, is he?

"Goddamnit. This shit again."

Oh, but Giants fans are all sophiticated, sipping their lattes and pinot noirs and the like.

Finally, someone who thinks Tampa is metropolitan!