These were all hilarious. I LOLd at all of them.

After the game Pete Carroll was also quoting famous literature, but I think his Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion went a little bit over Oliver's head.

groan +1

yao not looking good either, smdh

This is total bullshit, I'm sure he didn't spit on him. I am sick of Philly fans being stereotyped like this because some fans threw snowballs at Santa in 1968.

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Oh come on that timeout was useless anyways.

If you have a rooting interest in a game between Missouri and Oklahoma State you should probably jump off a bridge.

So Burneko when do we get the Borscht Foodspin?

+1

Are these highlight reels baked in an oven before being digitized?

LOL @ the vagina/man's anus quote being on the top of the Drudge Report now...

LOL this was like a week ago http://deadspin.com/a-little-thing…

I know that feel bro. Specifically, re: Universal Eneveloping Algebra's grand slam on the gamer post.

Super Sad Bros.

Oh fuck me in the face. +1

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+1 chromosome

Yea, gross, I am pretty sure that the Santa at the Mall of America got arrested last year for suggesting that kids go wool riding.

There's a difference between unemployed and unemployable. Specifically, your employer is probably just as incompetent and mushbrained as everyone else on Deadspin.