Hey, don't be too hard on yourself. Your comments have brought joy to literally hundreds of unemployable and deranged losers.

I enjoy commenting on Deadspin because every time I think I have gone immediately to the lowest common denominator, three burners come in and immediately get even more useless and stupid than I.

You might say he posterized himself.

I, uh, resemble that remark.

An amazing display, to be sure. But it is a little depressing to note that in the last seconds of the clip you can see the beginnings of the Parkinsonian tremor that would come to plague him in later years.

On NBATV twice since March? That's more than Rondo.

Three words: bribe the ref.

What I would be worried about is the vomit projectile.

+2294

Oh please, the last time I experienced such a gentle ribbing I was experimenting with Ambien and a pack of Trojan Ecstasies in preparation for my colonoscopy.

I'm also sick of hearing about one-and-done.

Yea, maybe I did.

What can you say, you saw a fastball down the middle and you nailed it 341 down the left field line. +1

I think I saw Lebron James when he played "Black Skinhead."

Uh, I actually think that is a diagram of what Gronk's knee looks like now.

I'm guessing it was full of chili.

Only if Christmas were held in late April.

Yea, also you'd really think someone from Detroit would be more accustomed to being jumped and beaten unconscious for no good reason.

God, I am so sick of these stories just because of some Eagles fans throwing snowballs at Santa over 40 years ago!

Talent Scout: You've got to see the tape of this Slovenian kid, he's got a defective, inconsistent cannon—