I think it's true Detroiters who are Mets fans; they relate to an institution that was abandoned by anyone with talent years ago.

Why would you post this on Deadspin?

LOL, yes. Over and over this year results have driven home to me the fact that I know nothing about football. This was one of the most pleasurable, though.

Now THAT is funny!

I've heard that semen being discarded into port-a-potties is how most lawyers are conceived...

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Police released this photo of Albert Carlos Ford:

Hands Abused Maliciously

Yea that was a dud.

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Oh, don't worry, fairweather Minnesota fans have long since shifted their attention to Gophers hockey.

Yea if it is your only way to watch your team out of market and they are not in a competitive game it can be frustrating. Of course my only alternative is to get DirecTV which I am not going to do. Also they do show all the touchdowns from every game, and if your team does start to come back you see it anyways. I…

Just got Red Zone this year and it is life changing. Just amazing.

This ain't Google News, bub.

Appropriately, Penn State's new Big Ten Hockey program consists of dozens and dozens of defenseless children.

I think he learned that radical way of shooting during the two years he spent on loan to FC Dinamo Minsk. +1

If I were in Camden, I think I would want to be more than 75 yards away when shots are fired.

When I melt butter in a pot I usually call it melted butter.

Written into monomers of DNA? Burneko, it doesn't surprise me that you failed molecular gastronomy.

I'll give you a +1 next year in Jerusalem.