Snyder [on cellphone 15 minutes prior to ceremony]: . . . Yea, yea, just like that shitty Nick Cage movie Garbage Talkers. Yea, yea, no it's a hoot, I heard some of them talking that gibberish at the reception. Yea, hold on, I've gotta get down to the field. . .

Dr. Strangeclaus or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Holidays

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The girl who jumped clearly was not a lifelong Raiders fan; if she were she would have handled another disastrous loss to an inferior AFC opponent with a bit more aplomb.

This is the single worst Deadspin comment of all time. If this was a complicated troll, congratulations.

They did this on an episode of "Chopped," it did not look appealing.

She seems to be taking the mission statement of the St. Paul Winter Carnival "to foster a sense of connectedness to the community" a bit too literally.

Zing!

Their old Christmas color scheme from the late 80s early 90s

They're not available as prints, but they're the perfect dimensions for wallpaper on your phone.

Hey they can't all be winners

You Francophiles better hope you never end up in prison, I've heard horrible stories about what they do to people like you in there.

I believe that's referred to as a Mitzvah.

He shoots he scores! +1

Please tell me the premise is that Wade is a bachelor who has to share an apartment with Joyce DeWitt and Suzanne Somers.

An exhaustive list of great French comebacks in the face of overwhelming adversity in world history:

The buttplug stickers are a dead give away.

Just wait 'til the other Bills fans find out that it's because of this guy that they're no longer going to sell gold spray paint or airplane glue at Ralph Wilson stadium after the 3rd quarter. Then he's really going to be in trouble.