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    Second the Unconscious Nuggets mascot

    I've never been to a sporting event where I've seen a grown man intentionally vomit on an 11-year old girl, no.

    Yes!

    The French haven't taken a beating on Ukrainian soil that bad since the Crimean War.

    Unfortunately for my joke KSOS did not have any coverage of the accident.

    +1

    -5. Really not funny.

    Yea, no, I agree, every city has fans who intentionally vomit on little girls.

    LOL yea impossible to see how philly got a reputation for tough guy assholes!

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    And that's how your sausage gets made: out of bullshit and thin air.

    KRON is also what he was smoking shortly before the accident.

    So this supposed Italian Richie Incognito is really just a Tony Clifton-like alternate identity for Rob Gronkowski, right?

    Then the teens sent him a text message calling him a "half-kike" and made him pick up a $78 pizza tab at Chuck-E-Cheese's.

    Yea nice shoes hipster. Go jump off a brid— oh, wait.

    Lol

    I like how you say that as if the Vikings picking Clowney wouldn't be setting up the greatest draft bust of the 21st century.

    I think I recognize her boyfriend from a cuckold porn I watched.

    I wouldn't know; I've never been to Philadelphia.

    +1