The Basketball Diaries: A Memoir of the 2013-2014 Minnesota Timberwolves Season by Kevin Love

+1 pangloss

That's great.

It's probably easier to understand what 14 year old girls are saying.

I thought "Matrix of Chaos" was the fan nickname for the Dolphins' offensive line.

Everyone dies.

Did Deadspin hire Shannon Sharpe to transcribe its posts now? What's with all the typos?

Yea that Rosey Roundy and Sally Jennings are great.

I couldn't concentrate on Sharpe's Dolphin story because I kept getting distracted by all the malaporpoiseisms

Anchovy paste bread pudding sounds pretty delicious too.

I think Incognito must have had some racial astigmatism when he got that "Made in the USA" epitat on his forearm.

Roly-Poly Rock

More like Cutest Traumatic Encephalopathy

So if his ankle completely snaps does he get demoted from Papa John's to Super Beta Prostate?

Isn't it still before that time?

Anonymous strikes again.

Bump, set, psych!

Hey that kid is the president of the Atlanta chapter of the Seahawks fan club. He calls that dance "Jumping the Bandwagon."

It must be the underpants gnomes!

If you don't want to spend eight minutes listening to a guy belch-talk at you about machismo and how big his dick is