I believe it's better transliterated as "brajh."

Brett Favre: [long, heaving sigh]

You realize that Pistol Pete is extremely offensive to inbred Okies, right?

No, no, no. Tom Ley is on assignment at Hollywood High working on an outraged Deadspin post for next week.

Something in bad taste at Coachella? First time for everything I s'pose.

+3

I'm starting with the man in the mirror

Is that so?

Zing!

German, eh? I would thought he was from Alabama after seeing him hit Cousins' genitals that hard.

Jeez you guys need to learn how to take a shitty joke!

LOL, it's cool, thanks man

It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it, and I'm not gunna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience.

It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it, and I'm not gunna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience.

"Yea yea so if you have any advice that'd be great, seeing as it's my first time and all. If you want to make it interesting maybe we could wager, oh I dunno, twenty dollars on it. You know it's my first game so I probably won't be that good. What's that? Oh, my name? My name's Rasheed, nice to meet you."

I didn't know Irish people were so tiny.

I'm sure lots of blowjobs have been given in order to avoid having to wear a Bills jersey, this was probably the first time it went in the other direction.

And what comes out is hearty and hot and filling and—if you have used enough salt and pepper and sweet, sweet booze in its preparation—delicious in a blunt

Some audience members at this Theater Department production of Troilus and Cressida questioned whether the football program might have too much influence at the University of Oregon.