Not surprising to me that the Jags couldn't fight back— they had just gotten done watching game film with their new defensive coordinator Dr. Ludovico.

40+ recs for a Staten Island gag? Typical Deadspin East Coast Bias.

Weird, I don't remember the Giants playing an away game against the Raiders last season...

So how long have you been living in Buffalo?

To be fair, most people in Buffalo don't know where they are either. From all the paint they've been huffing.

Oh that's just Chaz Miles, Les's Jewish L.A. cousin.

I thought Trinidad James was more of a hockey guy.

"I can't believe Deadspin has another stupid post about this either!!"

Imagining Giselle Bundchen

The quotes are accurate. Also, the Ravens are most welcome in the new clubhouse, we will butcher them.

I like the third baseman dressed as Miguel Cabrera.

I can't wait to see some of the rifles at this year's NFL Columbine

Ah, yes, the rarely seen oogly-moogly.

He's not.

Maybe his spinal cord forgot how to stand.

Looks like Percy Harvin has been giving him douchebag lessons.

These dumb concussion jokes get me every single time. +1

One problem with establishing liability for the NFL would seem to be the exact scenario this guy is laying out: players who took the vast majority of hits in high school and college, who played only a year or two in the league.

Sincerely,

That baseball broadcasting master class they brought Hawk Harrelson in for right before the postseason really paid off.