"Contagious!"

You can't go Wong with those.

Allow me to translate: "A throw! A throw! Great! The first party ever to end with mundane cereal! The first World Series game ever for Carlos Beltran! Great! Amazing!"

Just a phenomenal GIF, Burke. Amazing.

Looks like sometimes even athletes have trouble following these rules:

When I grow up, I'm going to Perdue University.

I dunno I get them at Whole Foods or Target. Every year they are becoming available at more and more supermarkets, but only right around this time of year.

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It was two sentences!

Probably because of his "wide stance."

Most people don't remember this, but there was a similar play that decided Game 5 of the 1995 World Series. A sharp ground ball hit by Mark Lemke, a good throw from Baerga to Alomar, and it's wasted by the clumsy feet of Jim Thome who gets busted for Obstruction of Justice.

That is obviously just a triumph of marketing, because the Sweetango was bred to be a superior hybrid version of the Honeycrisp with the same sweetness but better texture. If you get them from the same orchard head to head, the Sweetango is clearly superior.

Try the Sweetango it is even better.

The one culinary advantage of living in Minnesota over any other part of the country that say, has seafood, definitely has to be during apple season. Having first crack at the product from the mad apple scientists at the U of M is amazing. Non Minnesotans may be familiar with the Honeycrisp, but even better is their…

It's a pistachio marshmallow desert salad. They sell it at Rainbow. Never saw it before I moved here.

I have made a similar vow regarding eating Lutefisk, Tater Tot Hotdish, Watergate Salad, and all the other inedible shit people here eat.

No they wash their feet 5 times a day I thought.

Psssh. Pee Wee Kirkland balled in that uniform for 20 years.

The last time a former Cardinal was involved in litigation it cost the Catholic Church over $100 million.