Drive-by!

I thought they say that pucks never strike Lightning twice.

I hope they avoid the tragic mistakes of Derek Coogaard; he overdosed on squawxycodone and methamflightamine.

This Is The Best Buca di Beppo Fan

He Got Mane

+1 for topicality

Also spotted last night on Cincinnati Craigslist m4m section:

+1 Tampa connection

Media Resents Schiano Accomplishments

Damnit, I just read the tag at the top of the post before I clicked. Came here thinking I was going to get some more hot takes on Cincinnati chili :-/

Also about 100 mg of midazolam.

Love Nick Lowe, awesome choice.

Wow, I feel like I just got a trolling master class.

Aim to please!

A slightly more accurate map:

Already been done

Steve was a good sport about it, though. Look at him with some of the Vikings practice squad players later that night.

Cincinnati: [Throws diarrhea chili-bomb]

The fact that I've never heard of Deadspin goes a long way.

+1-15 season