Friday Night Grow Lights

I Can't Remember the Titans

Varsity Blueberry Kush

We are the +1s we've been waiting for

Not pictured: Paschke's associate, Zygi Wilf, and two hired goons holding Johnson's brother Keith by the thumbs.

Spielman could probably get him back for a first rounder though.

Four of the plays are handoffs up the middle and the other is sprint left option.

I'm firmly on the Mcleod Bethel-Thompson bandwagon now. You should see that guy hand it to Peterson up the gut!

Yo, San Francisco Philharmonic Orchestra, imma let you finish, but Kim Kardashian had one of the best marriages of all time, one of the best marriages of all timeeeee!!!

A bit of a dark direction to take a tribute to Andy Reid's son, in my opinion.

A bit of a dark direction to take a tribute to Andy Reid's son, in my opinion.

I was also dubious but it is shaping up to be the best matchup of the late games. That will teach me to question Reuben.

Knew I should have shorted this when I had the chance.

At least he didn't have to watch the Jags game.

Most punchable face in the NFL

Rex Ryan's Odd Obsession With Pretty Phalanges

He has a foot fetish!!!

I'm rooting for Jonny Gomes to kill Stephen King with a broken bottle of Sam Adams punted straight to the jugular.

Who is Tom Brady?

I thought Hill, Meeks and Young was a folk music trio.