Sorry :( :( they’re sold out but they may do a second run. DIY would work for the photos thought, right? http://tedcruzwasthezodiackiller.bigcartel.com/product/ted-cr…

No, that’s the weird part. He looks like this:

Totally. “Come give your shitmonster some sugar!!!”

‘Doner' yesterday hurt. Today I think we're being trolled.

Yikes. I think he demonstrated pretty clearly why he’d ended up divorced.

I’m deeply amused because I can’t help but read it as, “Adele Had a Beard Name, Larry.”

“I’d like for you all to meet Tom.”

Instead, they had to settle for merely looking like angels. DAMMIT, life is unfair. :-)

When I wear bunny ears and a fur coat, people ask me if I need them to call someone. But when Blue Ivy does it...

she looks kind of high 🤐

“Men are afraid women will laugh at them. Women are afraid men will kill them.” - Margaret Atwood.

...“Lazy Sunday” aired in the winter of 2005. I remember it vividly. I watched SNL cross-legged on the floor of my parents’ family room and watched, mouth agape. It was like nothing I had seen before, but in fairness, I was 14.

This needs more stars. When was the last time anyone even remembered this kid?

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

RITA ORA

Holy Shit Snacks - Paul was fucking *HAWT* back then with that hair and beard!

i loveeeeeeeeeeee catastrophe and downloaded season 2 and liked it even better than season 1

babe this whole thing is a joke