Which is precisely why I’m attracted to him. #teamgreg4lyfe

He’s confused. Because, emotions.

I’m torn because on the one hand, at least he’s a flawed interesting character. On the other hand - he’s dastardly Hans!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Soda? No, a true hero would be giving free refills of orange juice, which they treat like liquid gold and serve in a shot glass for 3 dollars.

Yep. Because if you’re poor, you shouldn’t have full rights over your body, and we know this would mostly impact poor women.

If poor women stop having unwanted pregnancies and children, then who will the Republicans paint as the bad guy/leech that the rest of society needs to be protected from? They'd lose their main…

This is my default response to imbibing just about any political news from any source. Then I think...

As long as you’re not suggesting other people should share your opinion, skeeve away.

I’m sorry that Lindsey won’t be able to achieve her goal of being pregnant. I’m not sorry that Lindsey’s adopted children will have a mom that isn’t distracted with maintaining a foreign uterus. I’m not sorry that Lindsey’s adopted children will not get to feel like they have to compete with mom’s only biological…

I wonder where Rick Scott has hidden his horcruxes. We need to find them and stop him.

The cashier telling Marcia “Guess the defense is in for one hell of a week, huh” after she bought tampons

Mitt Romney: The answer to a question no one asked.

Well, geez. I might as well just go jump in a dumpster fire now.

Except...she doesn’t show her flaws, nor does she accept herself the way she is, and neither does her husband.

*understanding dawns*

Ordinarily, such a coordinated attack on Kardashian Prime would not be countenanced.

IT WAS HAUNTED, MOM