Your mom is not a garbage person. My family also has health and mobility issues and has on occasion had to order during bad weather. We also give big tips and are super nice. Based on the happy interactions I’ve had with delivery folks, they have not minded. And even if they did, when your health is really bad,…

I’m severely disabled and unable to cook many days, especially when the weather has been cold. Perhaps you should consider that not everyone is ordering delivery (takeout is something different) for the same reasons you do.

I love Jezebel, I’m a Canadian, and I identify as a feminist. I was wondering, have you read the 75 pages of court proceedings that are available online? I’m part way thought it and it doesn’t seem so cut and dry like this article seems to make it out to be. I think we should believe anyone when they say they have…

BAD KINJA! This comment doesn’t understand takeout vs. delivery and yet got 100+ stars?

If I’m sick, my pantry is bare, and there’s a horrible snowstorm outside (which also means that my car is buried in ice and snow), I’m going to order delivery. I am polite, I’m out front very promptly, and I tip handsomely. I see nothing wrong with that. I get to eat, and someone else is tipped for his trouble. Win,…

I’ve never seen someone describe their race or ethnicity as “persistent,” so I’ll star this for that alone.

YES CAN WE TALK ABOUT WAITING FOR GUFFMAN AND HOW IT IS THE BEST

I smell major bullshit here, and this is coming from someone who doesn’t particularly care for physicians. First off, with the exception of specific cases, if you were incapacitated by morphine, something went wrong in the dosing. Putting aside that no one would jerk off on a patient’s face because hello messy…

Jonathan Crombie was an amazing Gilbert. Seconded.

I expected him to be dead sexy in order to explain why she would give her his number. So I’m still not sure how he won her over. His witty reparte about Uggs must have been something you needed to be there for.

“Wow, what is in that cup?” Anderson asked quietly.

Ha yes!! Bet there was no cute dog like Max in tow.

First sentence, second word. I think you mean “sentence” not “sentance”. I’m just teasing because I make so many typos I should be writing in blood (type o. bad jokes, too) Happy New Years!

I’m planning to spend tonight watching TV and drinking alcoholic root beer* floats while cuddling with my puppies (who are terrified of fireworks, poor little guys). Who knew that having no life could literally save my life?

don’t forget this!

I clicked through to read all of the stories, and the only thing that struck me as something I can do is run out of the back door at midnight and enter through the front door to signal new beginnings! I would come to your party.

I’m Chinese-American, and its so funny to me how each countries media reports on the other. In China, where women could own property and divorce hundreds of years before their western counterparts, they see American restrictions on abortions and birth control, the gender pay gap, rates of sexual violence, etc as…

Are you saying he got a Dick in a Box?