So if I just fucking devour a giant tub of Twizzlers from Costco, I win, right? I'll be doing that later anyway. AUTISM AWARENESS.

I've been to Rochester, Michigan. I thought that it was pretty nice.

Running around the apartment making airplane noises and then giggling hysterically. I still do this when my fiancee is out of town.

How I feel right now..

Really. Madonna is my Mom's age. Let's not pretend she doesn't have some crinkles around her eyes.

What I learned from this is Allison Janney is fucking awesome and also Easy A is the best teen movie ever.

Those icicles have been known to kill people

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

Yes! It should be like that show Martha Stewart's daughter had for a while, where she made fun of her mom? It would be perfect.

Ha! I guess two minds are better than one at figuring out Shondaland

The only thing I guessed ahead of time is that Ian was a plant.

Well said! I agree with all of the above. Spot on.

My wife's an ER doctor. I work in a completely different field. A few things that have surprised me about ERs (and medicine) in general:

I'm a woman and if I was chatting with a customer service rep and they made that spelling mistake and then a funny little clarification, I probably would've made the same joke back. That being said, I don't blame the rep for disconnecting because you never know how far someone will take it.

yeah...he's complicated

That theory is insane and I'm not fallin' for it!

Last week I said "She's so Helen of Troy." This week my girlfriend asked me if I read any spoilers.