I’m a woman in her 30s and I’d rather read a book I’ve read 20 times before than watch a live Beyonce concert. I think she has a nice voice and all, but her music just isn’t my style. George and I should form a club.

My guess is that the fever would kill them before the hypothermia had the chance to help. So when you have a high fever and your body feels cold and shakes to try to reheat itself. The shaking actually raises the core body temp. Hypothermic conditions would initially make you feel cold, causing you to shake a ton,…

Hey Jezzies! Rather appropriately, I have a question for you cat owners out there. Even though I grew up with cats, my cat’s behavior has thrown me for a loop and I’m wondering if anyone can identify.

What shit does he talk? Is it serious or playful? I love Bradley Whitford.

I am a cisgender woman and I don’t want to be fucking monitored by ANYONE when I use the bathroom. Fuck that guy. I’m sure it’s been said, but who appointed him the bathroom monitor anyway? I would feel threatened if I opened the door and any big dude was standing there waiting to confront me about anything. Just…

They’re definitely not Penn or Teller. My parents are huge fans, so I’ve seen them a ton. The people on Adam’s page were guessing/making fun of who they looked like, so as sad as it makes me, I tend to believe he was making fun of strangers. Even if he meant it in a “these midwesterners are so quaint” way, it’s still…

Maybe I’m missing something, but is Adam Pally just making fun of two random dudes on Twitter? If so, he’s a dick.

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I’d like to believe that people are that innocent, but I’ve worked in an ER for years and one thing I’ve learned is that people have a morbid curiosity and some deep dark part of us gets a thrill by watching others suffer. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to shoo looky-loos away from coding patient’s rooms or…

I don’t watch these shows, but it’s pretty hypocritical to sue when you chance upon footage of your husband’s death because you were watching the show. So when it’s anyone else’s suffering, it’s entertainment, but when it’s your husband, suddenly it’s horrific.

Good to see they pinned her ears.

It wasn’t fun or pleasurable.

She looks adorable and I personally love braids. And hey, if braids are good enough for the snooty sales clerk in Pretty Woman, they’re good enough for Zara.

I think that’s just Kris Jenner’s wig. It must’ve gotten stuck to Kylie’s hat accidentally.

Where do you live? I was thinking maybe we could go out some time. I like your take on things.

This made me laugh so hard I spit wine!

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I’m disappointed. I expected more from a fellow ER slave.

If you’re going to troll me, could you maybe come up with something a little more clever? This made me feel embarrassed for you.