I think Kirby Jenner’s Instagram is way better than Kendall’s.

I find that I get pretty positive feedback from friends and strangers alike if I just eat several ding-dongs and then leave the house without brushing my teeth or using a napkin. Then I have that nice sweet chocolate and cream scent about me and people really respond to it.

Agreed!

I was with you until this line:

Now I’ve got Buffalo Tom stuck in my head. Oh, Jordan.

Goddamit, you guys! You’ve finally done it. You’ve made me feel bad for Ted Cruz! Between the article how no one wanted to talk to him after the debate and this one, wherein we learn that his own daughter won’t let him hug or kiss her goodbye, he just seems like such a sad, unloved little gump.

I love all of the comments that are like, “I think it’ll be Maggie, Carol or Daryl, or maybe Morgan or Abraham, possibly Glenn...” So...basically you have no idea like the rest of us and you’re literally saying the same thing as the article, which is that it could be anyone.

This was driving me nuts. Nicely done, sir!

I use the Monistat stuff. Can’t think of what they call it, but it’s specifically for chub rub. It works pretty well.

The struggle is real.

You don’t have to be big to have this happen. It can be the type of clothing you’re wearing as much as anything else.

If I had to guess? He’s probably got chub rub. And this is coming from someone who has gotten chub rub, so no, I’m not shaming a little boy. I’m saying that shit is painful af.

I wouldn’t tell my mom how many partners I’d had not because I’m so worried about what she’ll think, but I’m afraid she’d start to talk about how many partners she’s had and I would have to cover my ears and shout “la la la I can’t hear you” until she stopped.

It’s called bitchy resting face and some of us can’t help it!

Yeah, it’s doing that to me, too. I just got like 40 notifications all at once. And sorry if this makes it worse for you.

To be clear, I don’t think wearing it is odd, I think the sharing that she’s worn it many times is odd. But in all honesty, it was a one off comment. I share my first impression of things here, usually out of curiosity to see if other people react like me or if I’m a crazy outlier. I’m not trying to shame anyone, nor…

Fair enough. I guess I’m just an old who doesn’t get it. I’ll go back to screaming at kids to turn the music down and get off my lawn.

Okay.