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That is one unhappy catress.

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But truly, I’m sorry people are such dicks and I hope karma beats their ass! We Jezzies stand together!

I’m so sorry for your loss.

The good news is that the police were able to put together a pretty good sketch of the guy from witness accounts.

Well, as an ER employee, the hypothesis makes sense to me because the day after any holiday is the busiest day for us and people freely admit to waiting so that they could enjoy the holiday. As far as the British study, this could correlate too. Aunt Mildred starts getting chest pain Christmas morning, doesn’t say

Carrie Fisher is my goddamn hero. She’s an amazing actress and writer and she’s survived a shit storm of family dysfunction and addiction. Most importantly, she’s been able to laugh at herself. So anyone who has anything bad to say about her better shut the hell up.

He does sort of resemble the Noid...

He just took the phrase “holy roller” a bit too literally is all.

Ohhhhh. Yeah, then I have no idea. Sorry.

Maybe you’re being sarcastic and I can’t tell because I’m really hungover and sitting in a woman’s closet trying not to throw up in her Louboutins, but they make the pizza in a deep rectangular pan. So the cutting in rectangles makes sense, because the whole thing is a rectangle.

Yes! I actually live in your wife’s walk-in closet and I can attest to the fact that it is both spacious and cozy. I was there with some contractors a few months back and just decided to stay because the house was so big and impressive. It’s been lovely. Please don’t tell your wife, though. She seems a little

Okay, I’m gonna play devil’s advocate and offer two alternative perspectives on this. I’m not trolling and I don’t wanna get a lot of shit from you guys, but just think about this:

They certainly weren’t worried about their “business interests” when they threw away a 24-year marriage. I’m [meh, not really] happy for them that they’ve worked it out, but they need to be adults about the situation and realize that according to the letter of the law NO BACKSIES!