I’m sorry, but what is that doll holding? Is it...? Doesn’t it look kind of like....?

A girl at work who had the prettiest, softest curls told me about Wen so I immediately placed an order, but as soon as I started using it, I noticed clumps of hair coming out. I stopped using it immediately and wrote the company, but was ignored. Glad there was no permanent damage done!!

I had the ‘57 Chevy! I remember it had an adjustable front seat and a trunk that actually opened, unlike the Ferrari and Corvette my spoiled little bitch of a Barbie owned. Wow. Sorry. That took a turn.

Sorry to pile on, but I’ve gotta say I agree that while many of your points are valid, you’re really going out on a limb using this video as supporting evidence.

Yeah, but the key seems to be that the unnamed actor in the lawsuit had a residence in Royal Oak. Locals know that Ben Affleck was renting a loft there. Not sure where the other actors stayed/lived during filming, which took place in a few areas around Detroit, but Royal Oak is a pretty small community. Seems like…

The linked article actually lists the 51-year-old husband as the one who was dragged and killed, not the 44-year-old waiter.

When exactly did Spike Lee turn into fucking Urkel?

Thanks. It may sound weird, but that helps.

My bonus round has been lying under a blanket too depressed to eat or shower or move.

Is there an event card that says “uh-oh! You’re douchey boss fired you right before the holidays so you might as well give up because you’re screwed!”?

Southeastern Michigan here, too! This is getting weird.

Ugh this just makes me feel as old as the hills because I don’t even have an instagram account and am only vaguely aware of what this girl was satirizing in the first place.

Meh. I’ve worked in an ER for years and haven’t notice a significant uptick in accidents around daylight savings. And you notice patterns a lot. For example, really nice sunny days tend to be deadly when it comes to accidents because people are out driving around more, they’re more likely to do chores like clean…

Hoggle

How’d you get the beans above the frank?

Because I’m in a crappy mood after a long crappy day, I read this headline as “Everyone Will Eventually Find Love Except You, Againoncemore”

Yeah, Forever 21 should really stick to their own lovely designs, like this street- er, nightwalker outfit.