Meh. I’ve worked in an ER for years and haven’t notice a significant uptick in accidents around daylight savings. And you notice patterns a lot. For example, really nice sunny days tend to be deadly when it comes to accidents because people are out driving around more, they’re more likely to do chores like clean…
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Because I’m in a crappy mood after a long crappy day, I read this headline as “Everyone Will Eventually Find Love Except You, Againoncemore”
Yeah, Forever 21 should really stick to their own lovely designs, like this street- er, nightwalker outfit.
I totally get the appeal of homeschooling, but if I had kids I’d be afraid to do it for one simple reason: everyone I’ve ever met who was home schooled is really socially awkward. For example, a guy just got hired in at my work and he’s super, super nice, seems pretty smart, good at his job, etc. but he misses social…
“Thanks, kiddo”
The Muppets have been one of the biggest influences of my artistic life, and so I obviously have a lot invested in them.
My meet-cute happened on Kinja. A sweet, funny guy liked my comments and started chatting with me and it felt like we’d known each other for years and then we fell in love. ....okay, not really. But hey, it could happen one day!
You are seriously missing the point of this costume.
Okay, I’m just going to say it. I work in a hospital as a member of the support staff (neither doctor nor nurse). Some nurses are patient, hard-working and wonderful people. Some nurses are lazy, stupid assholes. Just like, you know, EVERY OTHER PROFESSION ON EARTH (except maybe lawyers). I say this because I neither…
I’ve served jury duty twice and the first time I was put on a murder trial. The second time, which happened just a few weeks ago, I sat in a room for 8 hours doing every puzzle in the newspaper and then played the “name all the states” game with myself. At lunch I paid $7.57 for a wilted salad in the courthouse…
Yeah, I work in an ER and we have our own version of this. When we ask “what brought you to the ER today?” people think it’s hilarious to respond “an ambulance” or “a car” or “my wife”. I’ve lost the ability to even fake a smile in response.