That's so crazy, because last week I said to my cat, "you know, I'm starting to think Papa Pope is behind all of the bad shit that happens on this show".

"...the face that launched a thousand ships..."

That dog is already a better actress than Natalie Portman.

Well, Madonna, I guess it's true what they say. If you keep your body in one position for too long, it freezes that way.

He has several different OKC accounts with the exact same description of himself (as well as one on POF). Methinks he is fairly used to pissing women off.

This guy's hair was always the scariest part of any episode for me.

He claims he was stabbed 24 times, but is was probably more like 18 1/2.

Fun fact: It's a popular myth, but "first, do no harm" is not actually part of the Hippocratic Oath.

Ahh...crop dusting! A time-honored tradition in many fields. I know a certain ER doctor who crop dusts rude patients as he's leaving their room.

Everything Catherine Zeta Jones wears in Chicago

Maybe it's all the red wine I drank while celebrating the return of Scandal....but I'm finding the whole flash-forward-or-back confusing.

Jesus, next time just let Joe Pesci play pool with his friend. It's not worth the fight.

Another thing to consider, besides what Dreams said, is that a) hospital workers get sick a lot with colds, gastro, etc because of our frequent exposure to illness. Every time I feel crappy I don't jump to "it's TB!" b) I don't know about the hospital in the story, but at my hospital you can't call off unless you are…

I'm sorry, but with some people I guess you're damned if you do, damned if you don't. What is the intended take away from this? A guy can't be the romantic hero, because that's sexist, but he also can't be the villain, because that's man-bashing? Maybe Disney could make a movie where girl characters run around and do…

Wow, that's awesome. Maybe my university's library will follow suit and get shut-the-fuck-up pods, where people can sit and study on a "quiet floor" without a bunch of people yelling and slamming things around constantly.

This reeks of a Nathan For You stunt.