Well said. Goddammit. How many times does this have to happen for something to change? It’s just so fucking frustrating that there are those out there that prioritize their own pockets over the lives of children and other citizens. This shit has got to stop.

And yet he is because vile Republican politicians can’t be bothered to serve their constituents.

Maybe I’m an asshole for saying this but...

Maybe if you’re tired of hearing about American issues, you should try reading less American based content? Cause this would be the equivalent of me going to a BBC website and telling Brits to quit moaning about Brexit.

Wow, what a refreshingly edgy take on the situation

Toronto’s best and highest-paid players are Giovinco (31), Altidore (28), Bradley (30) and now Van der Wiel (30). Those first three guys have been there for years.

MLS doesn’t need fundamental change. It needs to continue to grow, and it’s doing a great job of it. Beyond that, there’s no scenario where US Soccer (no matter who won this election) was going to tell them to do anything. MLS is owned by billionaires, and they aren’t dictated to by some 501c3.

“The Olympics? No one cares. What country on Earth prioritizes the Olympic soccer tournament?”

This is the take no one wants to hear, but it is the best take. The system is not broken because the USMNT missed 1 World Cup. The senior team is weak. But the youth coming through is outstanding compared to the past. The U-20's are strong. We have talented kids playing in Europe. The game is gaining a lot of…

To be fair, I also read Grant Wahl articles. But only for the hair care tips.

wow what the fuck

Come on.... This is unreal. Talk about desperate. Also to bring KFC up for no reason is just bullshit. Props.. all of us are here to read your stupid page now. #GoPrezGo 

The stunned silence in the crowd is from everyone finding out that the new Cloverfield is about to drop.

I’m crying, this is great. People can hate on Cloverfield, whatever, I like it. It’s become a new Twilight Zone. This cast is incredible. I’m so excited.

Yes

You could always make her a delicious meal in a crockpot.

Where do mansplainers get their water?

I’m glad there’s finally a dude willing to be the arbiter of when women can feel like a guy acted inappropriately.

I’m going to guess you’re the guy who argued this was the NFL’s least popular season. Shut the fuck up.