GOD YES WHO DOES THAT. I mean come on! Bring back foldy rain bonnets.

I think within a certain area umbrellas should be banned altogether. How are there not daily stories of people getting stabbed in the eye in Midtown?!

I’m amazed that I’ve walked through Times Square several times and haven’t gone insane and started kicking people for walking too slowly.

Stay away from Dubuque, Iowa! (like you needed discouragement.) It turns out there are people who say it “baggle”. No, really.

I wish they’d done that with the WTC footprints, too.

He’s not naked!! He’s wearing tighty whities. He’s a liar. Also he is from New Jersey. Can’t he take his show to Seaside Heights or something? He’s such a cornball.

I barely even notice the tables; I’m too busy going, “What the fuck am I doing in Times Square and how do I get away as soon as possible OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH YOUR FUCKING UMBRELLA STROLLER AND BAG OF TOYS R US PURCHASES GAAAAH”

To be fair to those tables, though, pretty much anything left outside in NYC is filthy.

Ok, just didn’t understand where you were coming from.

DinosaurHead also threw a tantrum about The Muse posting about Hailee Stenfield’s masturbation song. She called it “hypersexualised” and “attention grabbing” and said she was coerced into doing it and called me unsophisticated when I pointed out that Stenfield co-wrote the song.

Almost everyone will feel or experience pain, depression, sadness, loss, etc. Almost none of us will be financially secure to a point of never worrying for moment about money.

I don’t mind her. I don’t like when she’s held up as an example of anything but a member of the lucky sperm club who isn’t completely horrible.

Whose mother didn’t, I ask you? It’s either Chanel or heroin.

I love that Pink craved Sour Patch Kids. I chew through a pack of SPKids gum a week and every I work with thinks I’m gross for it. Well, maybe I’m pregnant, so back off, judgy coworkers!!! I hope they eventually make pickle gum so I can continue to bother the squares.

Jessica Simpson was like the most volumptous (voluptuous/scrumptious) pregnant lady evar. I mean if anyone can put on 60 pounds and look amazing, it’s Jessica. She was all boobs and hips and her big “I’m big and damn happy” smiles. So shut up, tabloids.

I remember that song!! You had me at “cassette single” (or cassingle — LOL!)

I don’t care what she’s showing either, I’m sorry if I sounded like the dreaded slut-shamer. But it was really weird to me that Donna, the virgin and Christian and total bore, was always half naked when Kelly, who was supposed to be the town tramp, was wearing floral secretary blouses and jeans that came up to her…

Kari Wuhrer is the hotness. If I were Donna I don’t think I could even blame David for hooking up with her, as unlikely as it is that Kari Wuhrer would give David the time of day.

And he was the “school DJ.” I was never so glad to graduate from a DJ-less high school. Did anyone actually think that was cool? The show was so aggressive about insisting that these were the cool kids in the coolest zip code ever but they just seemed like massive dweebs to me.