I told my supervisor at the Playboy Club what he did to me, and you know what she said to me? She said: ‘You do know that that’s Hefner’s best friend, right?’ I said, ‘Yes.’ She says to me: ‘Nobody’s going to believe you. I suggest you shut your mouth.’

This made me burst into tears. Seeing them all in one space...

Ah, the 1970s. LOL. I’m not going to give an opinion on a film I haven’t seen, but I have to snort at the idea that the 1970s were somehow less creepy, when Kim Fowley was raping his girl-band charge, Polanski was sodomizing a 13-year-old, Woody Allen made a movie where his 42YO character “dates” a high school girl,…

Thanks for mansplaining that for me.

Gawker’s motto is “Today’s gossip is tomorrow’s news.” Manage your expectations better.

I don’t know if that was meant for me, but I wasn’t rude to you, so I don’t know why you’d want to dismiss me. If anything you were the one originally suggesting to me what is and is not OK to comment on, under the guise of “we’re just glad for content,” and I have no idea who “we” is. But as I said before. No big…

Bella is a terrible model. They need to stop trying to make all of these offspring happen, like Whatsername and Whosit Baldwin (Steven and Alec’s daughters, respectively). Enough already. That said, if the mags must persist in foisting these boring children on us, at least let them dress somewhat like themselves in…

Well, I’m not sure for whom you are speaking, but my standards are that high. It’s not a big deal—this is a general gossip feature, not a fashion column—but most people who regularly read these rags have already had enough of Kendall K and Gigi H, so the idea that a lesser Hadid gets the cover of a major title is…

Also wondering where Stassa gets the idea that she is on the cover. I know because I read the blurb above and said “This nobody is on the cover of AMERICAN Bazaar?” and then I went to JJared and she’s just posing like a doofus for an editorial.

No disrespect, but what you did is sort of irrelevant here. I’m going by what the movie gave us. Telly screwed virgins. Virgins, by nature of being virgins, are extremely unlikely to have HIV, unless said virgins received pre-1985 blood transfusions or were also intravenous drug users. Oh wait—maybe Telly’s the one…

rent meets an actual gritty film

It’s a stupid morality scare movie dressed up as an outsider film, an Afterschool Special directed by a perv, but the sheen of skeeve doesn’t make it a good movie. Someone else will have to explain how a “virgin surgeon” manages to contract and spread HIV.

+100 to your whole comment. Feminists who place body positivity above all other issues seem really precious to me, like they are trapped in amber clutching their copies of The Beauty Myth (written by another overrated white woman).

Someone will have to explain to me why that’s funny, but please don’t, because I don’t care. Racism aside, your worship of this woman’s every move is insanity at its finest. Falling down on the red carpet in front of Kimye? OMG COMEDY GENIUS!!! “Milk Milk Lemonade”? PROCEED STRAIGHT TO THE COMEDY HALL OF FAME, LEGEND…

Yes. I see the hypocrisy in a lot of places. Like the glowing articles celebrating the vanity fair cover of Caitlyn (65) in a corset. Meanwhile Madonna (56) is routinely mocked (including on jezebel) for being too old to wear the revealing costumes she chooses.

Andy Cohen is a hayseed. He is the exemplar of the “awful NYC transplant” stereotype. I wish I had kicked him down the stairs in the Rockefeller Center concourse that one time he gave me the once-over and his cornball smile. He is the fucking worst. GO HOME ANDY.

Is there even a tube top out there that would cost a whole paycheck, really? You’d have to look pretty hard. Also, who even wears tube tops? And who the fuck wants fashion recommendations from Lena “Baby Huey” Dunham?!

Just like a black make-up artist can’t be expected to know how to deal with white people’s skin.

Exactly. It’s not that I’m some jingoist, GO USA!!1! type. It’s just that “garbage country” is such a dumb, eye roll-worthy thing to say.

Right? That was just stupid. Like, what I'd expect from a 19 year old who took Pol Sci 101 and thinks they're an anarchist now.