Cracked.com’s “After Hours” did it better:

Her and NBC can kiss my ass with all of these empty ass concerns. Where was all of this when he was asking for Obama’s birth certificate? Where was this concern will he was talking shit about Muslims? People are acting like Trump was a good dude until just a few days ago. This is how you know we’re in presidential…

And also...it’s not ok to call unhealthily thin women malnourished birds. I don’t understand why so many people are saying, “No, no, it’s totally fine, Amy wasn’t talking about naturally thin women.”

Bull-shit. Ugh, give me a break with this crap. Listen, I love Amy, and as a ‘malnourished bird’ myself, I could not have been less offended, but let’s not pretend like this wasn’t a slam, or at the very least easily interpreted as one.

EARTHA KITTEN

Not as amazing as this one but I didn’t want to blow minds, you know?

Here is a picture that shows a little more of him.

This is Nico, who is not quite a year old. She’s an...interesting kitten.

I have my own “vaguely dissatisfied” tabby boy, so this photo gives me life. Many crankiness. Such grumples.

I’m with you. I experience nonstop street harassment and I hate it. I’m all over movements like Hollaback.

Probably the realization that he dumped Sherilyn Fenn, Jennifer Grey, Kate Moss, and WINONA, and now he’s a old-man cliche with a blonde clown on his arm. I’d stuff my face with pills too if I woke up one day to realize I let a bunch of amazing ladies go because I pretended to be a Native American Hunter S. Thompson…

Well if they were the size of lions we would be doomed.

I agree, but I feel the same way about the oversharing of happy father’s day posts. The deluge of “he’s the most loving and the most supportive and the most generous and I luurve him” was a bit too much for some of us with a more complicated relationship with our dads.

My boy is the same way! He always likes to reach out a paw when we sleep. And if I'm ever puking or crying, he just won't leave my side until I'm quiet.

Thank you!

I have never owned a cat who didn’t come curl up next to me when I was sick. One of my current cats takes it to a new level though. She has this amazing ability to pick up on every tension, every anxiety, every hint of depression. Whenever someone is at a breaking point, she is always RIGHT THERE trying to fix…

Hi! Like againagain said, boy cats are VERY protective of kittens and children. When I got my boy Angelus many years ago after the very regal Queen Cachita I had been diagnosed with vaccinosarcoma (=cancer on the vaccination spot) and couldn’t romp around with Ozzy as much as she used to, she was a BITCH ON WHEELS to…

Who’s a good kitty? Who’s a good kitty? You are!